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You Don't Live Like I Do
At the mercy of any sister with wrist scars and black eye goo
Created on 2001-01-08 18:23:41 (#40233), last updated 2009-11-13
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| Name: | Carefully, Correctly Wrong |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1979-06-29 |
| Location: | Manchester, Greater Manchester, United Kingdom |
| Website: | The Cult of Perf |
Contact:
grimoire@cultofperf.org.uk
Except where otherwise noted, all my original content in public entries on my LiveJournal are licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike."I'm so glad that you're pretty
Perfect teeth and perfect health
I've got a million ways to make you bleed
I practice on myself"
- "Decimate",
I am Mephisopheles in a long black coat. The purveyor of the finest in blood, death, sex and magic. I'm the person you really want as your friend, and really don't want as your enemy. Fiercely loyal, ruthlessly intelligent, brutally honest, able to see the funny side in any situation, and be deadly serious about the most frivolous things.
A sarcastic pleasure-lover, drinking single malt with a snarl, striding the pavements of Manchester purposefully, laughing at my cliches while revelling in my individuality. A Perl coding Debian sysadmin, living on the net and sensing the passing of every ethernet frame. Technology breeds magic, a fusion, a technomancy, linking the real and the hyper-real, an API to mystery, allowing you to measure the mass of fairy dust.
And here, a journal. Less about what I do, more about why I do it, how I feel. Part method of self-discovery, part reminder for my terminally forgetful brain. Part information service, letting the people who care know about what's going on in my life. And, of course, part exercise in egotistical masturbation.
This journal is not (generally) friends-only. I read other people's journals using the RSS reader Akregator, and as a result my friends list is pretty much a historical artefact. If you want to know whether I'm reading your journal, ask me. If you want to read my journal, friend me without asking permission. If you want me to read your journal, drop me an e-mail, and friend me if it's friends-only. I'll be a lot less likely to do so if you're blocking your RSS feed.
Interests (79):
2000ad, activism, alabama 3, alan moore, antifur-motivated hate crimes, atheism, bass guitar, bdsm, beards, bisexuality, catullus, children on stun, comics, computers, creative commons, crypto, cuddles, curry, cybernetics, cyberpunk, cycling, deathboy, debian, deus ex, dreadlocks, ducks, durham red, electronic frontier foundation, free software, free software foundation, fuck off warriorsforinnocence, gin, ginger beer, girls with shaved heads, global thermonuclear war, gnu/linux, goats, hellblazer, invader zim, irc, j.g. ballard, jack daniels, jeff noon, liberal democrats, livid creations, manchester, massage, misanthropy, neon genesis evangelion, nick cave, nuns, perl, piercings, pink floyd, politics, pounding pounding techno music, privacy, private eye, punting, radiohead, real ale, rex the runt, rico, roleplaying, rubber nuns, sadomasochism, sarcasm, scars, shaved heads, single malt, snuggles, steve aylett, stigmata, swamp thing, terry pratchett, urban exploration, violent revenge fantasies, wearcomps, who is elmo blatch
Schools:
Chafyn Grove Preparatory School - Salisbury, England - Wiltshire, United KingdomCharterhouse - Godalming, England - Surrey, United Kingdom (1992 - 1997)
University of Manchester - Manchester, England - Greater Manchester, United Kingdom (1997 - 2000)
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