Bill's Secret Love Child (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mjfgates) wrote in diffrentcolours, |
Instead of a bicycle, mount a pair of supremely powerful electromagnets to your boots, and car-surf. Bring along a metal-tipped walking stick to direct your improvised steed; bang on the roof to go faster, crack the side windows to turn them the opposite way, and shatter the windshield for "stop".
